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Format: CD Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock Release Date: 2009 The track list: 1) Rockets On 2) Plastic 3) Electric Skies 4) Straight to the Edge 5) Alien Eyes 6) Let's Get Spaced Out 7) Future Hoppin' 8) Rocket Roll 9) Master Blaster 10) Hypnotized 11) Merry Christmas Baby |
Direct From the Superfreak Highway Space Cretins © Copyright-Space Cretins (634479904844) Record Label: Killing Pig Records CD IN STOCK! ORDER NOW! Price: Also available on Apple iTunes and CDbaby.com Finally -- a second CD release from Seattle-based punk/glam outfit SPACE CRETINS, featuring 11 high-energy, uber-sexy, super-rock tracks with buzzsaw guitars and spaced out glammy vocals... songs about jet riding in the stratosphere, androids, and partying in the electric skies. Rocking in the same vein as their first CD release "Rocket Roll" (2005, Killing Pig Records) LIVE AND DIRECT FROM THE SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY contains the high-energy punkrock'n'roll blasters the Space Cretins have become known for (Rockets On, Plastic, Electric Skies, Future Hoppin', Rocket Roll, Master Blaster, Hypnotized) as well as mid-tempo straight ahead rockers (Straight to the Edge, Let's Get Spaced Out) and of course no Space Cretins album would be complete without a glam-rockin' power ballad (Alien Eyes). As a special bonus, also included on this disc is the very Ramones-ish "Merry Christmas Baby" -- an instant holiday rock classic which according to singer/guitarist Paul Diamond Blow "will make us a fortune on iTunes every December." LIVE AND DIRECT FROM THE SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY was recorded, mixed, and mastered in late 2008 by legendary grunge producer/musician Jack Endino and released on Killing Pig Records. |
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Format: CD Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock Release Date: 2005 The track list: 1) Jet Ride 2) Hong Kong Blow 3) Luv Transmission 4) Rock the Area 5) Spaced Out 6) Crank That Sound 7) Space Cretins 8) Star Kiss 9) Guantanamo Bay 10) Electric Luv |
Rocket Roll Space Cretins © Copyright-Space Cretins (620673249522) Record Label: Killing Pig Records CD IN STOCK! ORDER NOW! Price: Also available on Apple iTunes and CDbaby.com Glam/Punk rock at its finest! The first CD release by the SPACE CRETINS, "Rocket Roll" features ten sizzling high-octane punk/glam shock tunes with a heavy dose of super-cyber, high-flying punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!! ROCKET ROLL was recorded, mixed, and mastered by legendary grunge producer/musician Jack Endino and released on Killing Pig Records. Verbicide Magazine review (2005): "This is an amazing album. Seldom do I feel like I just did blow off a hooker's ass while she pays me for the ride of her life. That in a nutshell, is ROCKET ROLL, a 10-song salute to the religion of excess. Each song is packed with a ferocity that demands a second listen. This is one of the best albums I have heard in awhile and has not left my car for about a month. It was the soundtrack to a traffic violation and a particularly amazing drinking binge I went on. If you want to hear something truly amazing, get this CD." (Neal Page) |
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Format: CD Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock Release Date: 2008 The track list: 1) Freak Show 2) Whiskey Sour 3) Deep Fever 4) High School Baby 5) Get Down Make Sweet Luv 6) Dedicate this Song 7) Favorite Girl 8) Ace Diamond Bimbo 9) Angel 10) Get It On 11) Superfreak Highway 12) Neon Flight 13) Destination Starlight 14) Call Me Crazy 15) Sister 16) Diamond Girl 17) Ace Diamond Blow (acoustic) 18) Backstage Party 19) Diamond Boogie |
Luv Juice & Atomic Rock! Paul Diamond Blow © Copyright-Paul Diamond Blow (634479687082) Record Label: Killing Pig Records CD IN STOCK! Very few copies left --ORDER NOW! Price: Also available on Apple iTunes and CDbaby.com New solo album by Paul Diamond Blow! Paul Diamond Blow rocks like no other with his sexy Marshall-driven brand of rocket-fueled hard rockin' glam/punk party rock. Born in Sweet City Seattle and raised on a steady diet of Kiss and Ramones, Paul Diamond Blow cut his musical teeth rocking in many a punk-rockin' band (RPA, Suffocated, Berserkers) and his searing style of guitar play soon became legend. In 1998 Blow went solo and released his solo CD "WANG DANG SWEET THUNDER OF ROCK" to rave reviews. "I didn't know what the hell I was doing," says Blow about his solo effort, "but I had a good time doing it, and as I was recording Wang Dang I felt as if I was possessed by the spirits of all the dead Ramones, as well as the spirit of Ace Frehley even though he isn't dead yet. But Ace was there, I swear it." Fueled by whiskey sours and inspired by the love of bimbos everywhere, Blow took his act on the road with his band Paul Diamond Blow & The Ace Diamond Bimbos. The Ace Diamond Bimbos lasted one year but fell apart in 2001 in a murky haze of scandal and lawsuits. Paul Diamond Blow later resurrected himself as a solo acoustic performer singer/songwriter in the vein of "Johnny Thunders on acid with a touch of Axl Rose" and in 2005 formed his current punk/glam band the Space Cretins. Luv Juice & Atomic Rock can be considered Paul Diamond Blow's "greatest hits" album of sorts, as it includes re-mastered cuts from Wang Dang Sweet Thunder of Rock! (Whiskey Sour, Deep Fever, Ace Diamond Bimbo, Favorite Girl, Angel), cuts recorded with his band the Ace Diamond Bimbos (Highschool Baby, Get Down Make Sweet Luv, Dedicate This Song), never-before-heard tracks recorded at Blow's private studio (Freak Show, Get it On, Neon Flight, Destination Starlight, Superfreak Highway), and also includes PDB's very "best of the best, most personal favorite and most all-time requested" acoustic songs (Diamond Girl, Sister, Call Me Crazy, Ace Diamond Bimbo, Backstage Party). As an even EXTRA special bonus, included also is Diamond Boogie -- the best, and ONLY disco roller-boogie song Paul Diamond Blow has ever recorded and released, and as Blow puts it, "Probably the best song I ever wrote." And here it is all included in one master CD. The hard-rocking electric tunes, that's the Atomic Rock. The acoustic songs and the disco tune... that's the Luv Juice. Luv Juice & Atomic Rock: It's all about the good times... it's about the party... It's about the Luv... feel it. |
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Format: CD Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock Release Date: 1998 The track list: 1) Favorite Girl 2) Whiskey Sour 3) Deep Fever 4) Ace Diamond Bimbo 5) Red Rocker 6) Killing Pig Twist 7) Angel 8) Dedicate This Song 9) Ace Diamond Blow 10) Freight Train 10) Back to L.A. 10) Call Me Crazy 10) Smooth Talkin' Blow |
Wang Dang Sweet Thunder of Rock! Paul Diamond Blow © Copyright-Paul Diamond Blow (842994018384) Record Label: Killing Pig Records CD IN STOCK! ORDER NOW! Price: Also available on Apple iTunes and CDbaby.com The original Paul Diamond Blow solo album at a special low price! The mother of all solo albums is here! Yes, Seattle's legendary Paul Diamond Blow and his all-star backup band the Ace Diamond Bimbos have delivered the chops with this loud guitar, wang dang power chord ROCK, baby! Sizzling leads, monster rock drum beats, party down hard rock anthems! Hard rockin' songs about whiskey and bimbos, bimbos and whiskey! This ain't no grunge...it ain't metal...it ain't punk..It's sweet thunder of rock! Get your copy now and party down with us! You know you want it... Here's what the critics are saying about WANG DANG SWEET THUNDER OF ROCK!: "This sounds like NY bludgeon rock circa '75 or something. With lyrics like "I get my power from Whiskey Sour", I tend to think of the awesome talents of Handsome Dick Manitoba..."John Mack, Backfire Magazine "The singer: a rock star in the making. He's a cross between Ozzy, David Lee Roth, Keith Morris of the Circle Jerks, with a little Axl thrown in for good measure. The music: pure road rawk--full of AC/DC riffs and Motorhead tempos." Rod Moody, Backfire Magazine "Some kind of '70's glam rock stuff that rocks...The guy can play, the band is cool, got the sound down." Maximum Rock'n'roll |
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 This DVD disc contains SPACE CRETINS TV Episode 3, the animated episode in which the Space Cretins appear as (gasp!) Simpsonized cartoon characters! Watch as the Space Cretins host a rock video show (playing all the best Space Cretins videos, of course), audition guitar players, party in the electric skies, and finally cruise the Cretin Craft to the planet Uranus where they play a sold out show to an arena full of sexy space babes! Extras on the disc include videos and bits from Space Cretins TV episodes 1 and 2 including ALIEN EYES, SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY, KUNG FU BLOW and more... Price--$4.99 Add to CCNow cart Download it from Amazon.com (1 week rental, $1.99) Preview from SPACE CRETINS TV: Episode 3 |
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