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Format: soft cover book
Genre: Entertainment / Music / Poetry
Release Date: 2014

ISBN: 9781502721532
Page Count: 140
Binding Type: US Trade Paper
Trim Size: 6" x 9"
Language: English
Color: Black and White
Related Categories: Art / Poetry / Photography

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Ramblings of a Rock Star
NEW BOOK by Paul Diamond Blow

© Copyright-Paul Diamond Blow
Publisher: Killing Pig Books

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A collection of poetry, spoken word, art, and mad ramblings once confined to obscure internet websites and cocktail napkins, and now published in book form for the masses to consume. Ramblings of a Rock Star is powerful, gritty, surreal, sensual, and often times down right hilarious... direct from the rambling mind of seminal rock'n'roller turned author, Paul Diamond Blow.

Ramblings of a Rock Star was originally a 24-page B&W poetry and art fanzine Paul Diamond Blow printed himself (just 50 copies) in the year 2000, and now -- 14 years later -- PDB has expanded on the original fanzine with all his latest poems, spoken word pieces, song lyrics, weird and witty ramblings posted on internet websites, plus scores of lusty B&W photos and saucy selfies by PDB. Other highlights are the "How to be a Hipster in ten easy steps" essay, and a previously unpublished script for a hilarious Space Cretins cartoon that was sadly never produced.

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Format: soft cover book
Genre: Entertainment / Music / Humor
Release Date: 2011

ISBN: 9781461121145
Page Count: 202
Binding Type: US Trade Paper
Trim Size: 6" x 9"
Language: English
Color: Black and White
Related Categories: Humor / Form / Essays

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Tales From Outer Space
SOFTCOVER BOOK by Paul Diamond Blow

© Copyright-Paul Diamond Blow
Publisher: Killing Pig Books

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Rock’n’roll bands... kung fu... spoken word... myspace kidnappings... internet exorcisms... psychic channeling of dead rock stars... welcome to the world of Paul Diamond Blow. Tales From Outer Space collects the best of Paul Diamond Blow’s internet articles, ramblings, musings and images, once confined to the realms of cyberspace, and now—for the first time ever—published in print in one helluva sexy volume. One part rock’n’roll advice, one part mad ramblings, and three parts sheer comedic genius, Tales From Outer Space will educate, entertain, stimulate and titillate you—not necessarily in that order.

Tales From Outer Space runs the gamut of the cerebral spectrum with insightful yet humorous tips and advice for rock bands and rock musicians (how to start a band, how to get gigs, why being in a rock band sucks, etc.), top ten lists (top ten rock stars, top ten sexiest women, etc.), general humorous articles (how to pick up chicks, free psychic readings, etc.), plus a collection of Paul Diamond Blow’s most hilarious blogs and bulletins originally posted on Myspace in 2005-2007, back when Myspace was cool (the exorcism of Myspace, Paul Diamond Blow kidnapped by terrorists, etc.) This book also contains Blow’s greatest spoken word pieces and song lyrics (KFC Drivethru, Whiskey & Leather, and more) and over 90 photographs and works of art spanning Paul Diamond Blow’s career as an artist and rock musician.

If you are a rock musician, you will love this book. If you are a fan of rock bands and rock’n’roll, you will love this book. If you are a connoisseur of pop culture, you will love this book. If you were on Myspace back when it was cool, and you know who Tila Tequila is, you will love this book. If you are a sports fan—move along... there’s nothing here for you. Tales From Outer Space: the wisdom, the philosophy—the zen—of Paul Diamond Blow, compacted down to 202 pages of sweet cherry pie heaven.

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Format: CD
Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock
Release Date: 2009

The track list:
1) Rockets On
2) Plastic
3) Electric Skies
4) Straight to the Edge
5) Alien Eyes
6) Let's Get Spaced Out
7) Future Hoppin'
8) Rocket Roll
9) Master Blaster
10) Hypnotized
11) Merry Christmas Baby


Direct From the Superfreak Highway
Space Cretins

© Copyright-Space Cretins (634479904844)
Record Label: Killing Pig Records

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Finally -- a second CD release from Seattle-based punk/glam outfit SPACE CRETINS, featuring 11 high-energy, uber-sexy, super-rock tracks with buzzsaw guitars and spaced out glammy vocals... songs about jet riding in the stratosphere, androids, and partying in the electric skies. Rocking in the same vein as their first CD release "Rocket Roll" (2005, Killing Pig Records) LIVE AND DIRECT FROM THE SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY contains the high-energy punkrock'n'roll blasters the Space Cretins have become known for (Rockets On, Plastic, Electric Skies, Future Hoppin', Rocket Roll, Master Blaster, Hypnotized) as well as mid-tempo straight ahead rockers (Straight to the Edge, Let's Get Spaced Out) and of course no Space Cretins album would be complete without a glam-rockin' power ballad (Alien Eyes). As a special bonus, also included on this disc is the very Ramones-ish "Merry Christmas Baby" -- an instant holiday rock classic which according to singer/guitarist Paul Diamond Blow "will make us a fortune on iTunes every December."

LIVE AND DIRECT FROM THE SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY was recorded, mixed, and mastered in late 2008 by legendary grunge producer/musician Jack Endino and released on Killing Pig Records.


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Format: CD
Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock
Release Date: 2005

The track list:
1) Jet Ride
2) Hong Kong Blow
3) Luv Transmission
4) Rock the Area
5) Spaced Out
6) Crank That Sound
7) Space Cretins
8) Star Kiss
9) Guantanamo Bay
10) Electric Luv


Rocket Roll
Space Cretins

© Copyright-Space Cretins (620673249522)
Record Label: Killing Pig Records

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Glam/Punk rock at its finest! The first CD release by the SPACE CRETINS, "Rocket Roll" features ten sizzling high-octane punk/glam shock tunes with a heavy dose of super-cyber, high-flying punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!!

ROCKET ROLL was recorded, mixed, and mastered by legendary grunge producer/musician Jack Endino and released on Killing Pig Records.

Verbicide Magazine review (2005):

"This is an amazing album. Seldom do I feel like I just did blow off a hooker's ass while she pays me for the ride of her life. That in a nutshell, is ROCKET ROLL, a 10-song salute to the religion of excess. Each song is packed with a ferocity that demands a second listen. This is one of the best albums I have heard in awhile and has not left my car for about a month. It was the soundtrack to a traffic violation and a particularly amazing drinking binge I went on. If you want to hear something truly amazing, get this CD." (Neal Page)


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Format: CD
Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock
Release Date: 2008

The track list:
1) Freak Show
2) Whiskey Sour
3) Deep Fever
4) High School Baby
5) Get Down Make Sweet Luv
6) Dedicate this Song
7) Favorite Girl
8) Ace Diamond Bimbo
9) Angel
10) Get It On
11) Superfreak Highway
12) Neon Flight
13) Destination Starlight
14) Call Me Crazy
15) Sister
16) Diamond Girl
17) Ace Diamond Blow (acoustic)
18) Backstage Party
19) Diamond Boogie


Luv Juice & Atomic Rock!
Paul Diamond Blow

© Copyright-Paul Diamond Blow (634479687082)
Record Label: Killing Pig Records

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New solo album by Paul Diamond Blow! Paul Diamond Blow rocks like no other with his sexy Marshall-driven brand of rocket-fueled hard rockin' glam/punk party rock. Born in Sweet City Seattle and raised on a steady diet of Kiss and Ramones, Paul Diamond Blow cut his musical teeth rocking in many a punk-rockin' band (RPA, Suffocated, Berserkers) and his searing style of guitar play soon became legend. In 1998 Blow went solo and released his solo CD "WANG DANG SWEET THUNDER OF ROCK" to rave reviews. "I didn't know what the hell I was doing," says Blow about his solo effort, "but I had a good time doing it, and as I was recording Wang Dang I felt as if I was possessed by the spirits of all the dead Ramones, as well as the spirit of Ace Frehley even though he isn't dead yet. But Ace was there, I swear it." Fueled by whiskey sours and inspired by the love of bimbos everywhere, Blow took his act on the road with his band Paul Diamond Blow & The Ace Diamond Bimbos.

The Ace Diamond Bimbos lasted one year but fell apart in 2001 in a murky haze of scandal and lawsuits. Paul Diamond Blow later resurrected himself as a solo acoustic performer singer/songwriter in the vein of "Johnny Thunders on acid with a touch of Axl Rose" and in 2005 formed his current punk/glam band the Space Cretins.

Luv Juice & Atomic Rock can be considered Paul Diamond Blow's "greatest hits" album of sorts, as it includes re-mastered cuts from Wang Dang Sweet Thunder of Rock! (Whiskey Sour, Deep Fever, Ace Diamond Bimbo, Favorite Girl, Angel), cuts recorded with his band the Ace Diamond Bimbos (Highschool Baby, Get Down Make Sweet Luv, Dedicate This Song), never-before-heard tracks recorded at Blow's private studio (Freak Show, Get it On, Neon Flight, Destination Starlight, Superfreak Highway), and also includes PDB's very "best of the best, most personal favorite and most all-time requested" acoustic songs (Diamond Girl, Sister, Call Me Crazy, Ace Diamond Bimbo, Backstage Party). As an even EXTRA special bonus, included also is Diamond Boogie -- the best, and ONLY disco roller-boogie song Paul Diamond Blow has ever recorded and released, and as Blow puts it, "Probably the best song I ever wrote."

And here it is all included in one master CD. The hard-rocking electric tunes, that's the Atomic Rock. The acoustic songs and the disco tune... that's the Luv Juice. Luv Juice & Atomic Rock: It's all about the good times... it's about the party... It's about the Luv... feel it.


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Format: CD
Genre: Glam, Punk, Hard Rock
Release Date: 1998

The track list:
1) Favorite Girl
2) Whiskey Sour
3) Deep Fever
4) Ace Diamond Bimbo
5) Red Rocker
6) Killing Pig Twist
7) Angel
8) Dedicate This Song
9) Ace Diamond Blow
10) Freight Train
10) Back to L.A.
10) Call Me Crazy
10) Smooth Talkin' Blow


Wang Dang Sweet Thunder of Rock!
Paul Diamond Blow

© Copyright-Paul Diamond Blow (842994018384)
Record Label: Killing Pig Records

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The original Paul Diamond Blow solo album at a special low price! The mother of all solo albums is here! Yes, Seattle's legendary Paul Diamond Blow and his all-star backup band the Ace Diamond Bimbos have delivered the chops with this loud guitar, wang dang power chord ROCK, baby! Sizzling leads, monster rock drum beats, party down hard rock anthems! Hard rockin' songs about whiskey and bimbos, bimbos and whiskey! This ain't no grunge...it ain't metal...it ain't punk..It's sweet thunder of rock! Get your copy now and party down with us! You know you want it...

Here's what the critics are saying about WANG DANG SWEET THUNDER OF ROCK!:

"This sounds like NY bludgeon rock circa '75 or something. With lyrics like "I get my power from Whiskey Sour", I tend to think of the awesome talents of Handsome Dick Manitoba..."John Mack, Backfire Magazine

"The singer: a rock star in the making. He's a cross between Ozzy, David Lee Roth, Keith Morris of the Circle Jerks, with a little Axl thrown in for good measure. The music: pure road rawk--full of AC/DC riffs and Motorhead tempos." Rod Moody, Backfire Magazine

"Some kind of '70's glam rock stuff that rocks...The guy can play, the band is cool, got the sound down." Maximum Rock'n'roll




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Format: Digital release
Genre: Punk, Hard Rock, Punk Metal
Release Date: 2011

The track list:
1) Whiskey & Leather
2) Never To Die
3) Denial
4) Berserkers Intro
5) Can't See
6) Screw Up
7) Life on the Edge
8) Gimme a Beer


Whiskey & Leather (EP)
Berserkers

© Copyright-Berserkers / Paul Diamond Blow (738435125967)
Record Label: Killing Pig Records

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A blast from the past!
1994... Seattle and Grunge were huge in the music scene, but Seattle band the Berserkers refused to hop aboard the gravy train and instead wowed the crowds in the underground scene with their brand of Motorhead-influenced metallic punk rock. The Berserkers were: Johnny D on vocals, Paul Diamond Blow on guitar, Markass Karkass on bass, and Rick Dorgan on the drums. The Berserkers big "hit" was the song "Whiskey & Leather," a punk rock anthem which became the unofficial "Eastlake Avenue song" and has been covered by numerous Seattle bands throughout the years. "Whiskey & Leather" was originally released as a 7" slab of vinyl in 1994 with "Never To Die" on the B-side. Now, 17 years later, Killing Pig Records is releasing the songs digitally as a digital EP. The other songs on this EP collection were originally released in 1994 as the Berserkers demo cassette tape.

Here's what the critics say about WHISKEY & LEATHER:

"Hot rodding fat daddies. This here disc is full-on thick neck. Wang dang sweet thunder of rock. Two total headbangers, a taste of MOTORHEAD/DEEP PURPLE with a dash of Fast & Loud thrown in. I loved this classic butcher shop metal tunage." Maximum Rock'n'roll"

"I get a little thrill thinking of how the Berserkers' Motorhead style assault must rub those sensitive grunger-guys all wrong up Seattle way. Great bad boy s**t in a league with Tattooed Corpse, Cocknoose, etc.--the stuff you'll never find in a mall or on t.v.-cuz it would cause little blue-haired ladies to sodomize poodles with a strap-on or at least run a few red lights. Gimme more!" Martin McMartin, Flipside



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NEW ITEM! SPACE CRETINS TV: EPISODE 3 DVD



This DVD disc contains SPACE CRETINS TV Episode 3, the animated episode in which the Space Cretins appear as (gasp!) Simpsonized cartoon characters! Watch as the Space Cretins host a rock video show (playing all the best Space Cretins videos, of course), audition guitar players, party in the electric skies, and finally cruise the Cretin Craft to the planet Uranus where they play a sold out show to an arena full of sexy space babes! Extras on the disc include videos and bits from Space Cretins TV episodes 1 and 2 including ALIEN EYES, SUPERFREAK HIGHWAY, KUNG FU BLOW and more...

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