Psychic reading for the number 7: I know... the number seven is supposed to be a lucky number, that's why you chose it. I'm sorry to inform you that you will have no messages on your answering machine, find nothing but bills in your mail box, your job will be exported in Indonesia, and that hot date you had lined up this weekend will stand you up. I do see one good thing happening for you -- you will buy a new pair of shoes soon and you will get a good price. Your have no lucky numbers. Oh, one more thing... the spirits inform me that you have dog crap on your shoe.

Psychic reading for the number 8: If you chose the number 8 and you are reading this free online psychic prediction, do NOT look out your window -- there is a meteor approaching. DUCK!!! Your lucky number is 21.

Psychic reading for the number 9: It's a shame that more people don't pick the number nine when doing my free online psychic reading because this is a good one, the best of the bunch! Here ya go: you will inherit millions of dollars from a distant relative you didn't even know existed, you will be successful at everything you do, you will travel the world, and you will become an internationally known celebrity and jet setter. However, all this will become tainted when you appear online in an internet sex video with Paris Hilton. That doesn't sound too bad, eh? Wait... the spirits have just informed me it will be a Paris Hilton female impersonator...

Psychic reading for the number 10: The spirits inform me that you chose number ten but were REALLY thinking of the number three. Go back and read that one. Oh, and you know that gay barista that works at the Starbucks you always go to? He has a crush on you...

Psychic reading for the number 11: There is a bus coming at 12:37 PM. You really need to be on that bus. Your lucky numbers this week are 27, 44, and 1,237 and a half. Seriously, you need to be on that bus, man.

Psychic reading for the number 12: The spirits inform me that you have two possible fates this week. The first possible fate is that while driving to work you will tune into the local heavy metal radio channel where the DJay will play a Black Sabbath song backwards. You will become possessed by demons and attempt to bite the head off a small squirrel. Or, you will call in sick every day this week and have an uneventful week staying in bed watching Maury Povich reruns. The choice is yours.

Psychic reading for the number 13: Why do people believe the number 13 is an unlucky one? Why do people read crazy online psychic predictions? Is it because they are superstitious or is there really something to it? In any event, if you chose the number 13 you are destined to move to Cincinatti, Ohio where you will become a mail man. Dogs will bark at you. You will live a long life and be at peace with the fact that you are a mail man. Your lucky number is 7.

There you have it... my free online psychic readings. I hope you've enjoyed your free psychic reading and if you are not happy with it I urge you to come back in a few months when I give my next free online psychic readings and try again! Until then.... "Bula Mahooty Bula..."