space cretins rock!

"We're superfreaks on angeldust"

SPACE CRETINS band members:
Paul Diamond Blow: star guitar, rocket vocals
Otis P. Otis: master blaster guitar
Markass Karkass: four-string jet machine
Danger Dayne Bam Bam: sticks and chicks
Danny Heartthrob: rocket guitar (2010-2012)
Scotty Astronaughty: ace bass face (2010-2012)

Current band status: on permanent hiatus (called back to the stars!)




Check out our merchandise page
for SPACE CRETINS CDs, DVDs, teeshirts, and more!

Watch the amazing SPACE CRETINS videos on youtube.com

View the official SPACE CRETINS press sheet (circa 2006)

Read the crazy SPACE CRETINS promo comic book (PDF, circa 2012)

SPACE CRETINS on Reverbnation



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established 2004
Cornelius Zephyr - proprietor